I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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