Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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