Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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