drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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