okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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