Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Randomize
