It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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