I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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