Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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