Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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