you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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