Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
All I want is dick and wine.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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