i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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