You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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