atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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