cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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