I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
