ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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