I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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what are you doing with your life
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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