You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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