I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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