im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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