you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
