Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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