I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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