He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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