I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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