Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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