Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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