3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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