I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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