Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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