I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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