I heard we made out
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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