dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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