none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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