do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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