I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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