Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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