it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
When did angry sex become our thing?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Randomize
