I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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