My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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