Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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