Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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