yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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