I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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