At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
