Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"

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(856): View more from New Jersey

would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.

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(334): View more from Alabama

All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.

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