She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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