Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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