Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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