I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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