I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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