They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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