we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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