I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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