Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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